Funny because of its randomness!
Once upon a time, there was a Pimp kingdom called Stillwater. Everything was peaceful in Stillwater until one day a n***a creature called B Diddy attacked. B Diddy had the hands of a/an pedo and the hair of a/an Coolio. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one bitch knight to save Stillwater, and that knight's name was Tyrone. As soon as Tyrone heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky purple armor and started riding his Ho to B Diddy's lair. He took his pimp pistol and flipped the beast's grillz. The beast screamed Shit!!! And then capped at Tyrone almost killing him. Tyrone used his last bit of energy to cap B Diddy away. Thanks to Tyrone, the kingdom of Stillwater was saved and Tyrone and the princess lived happily ever after.